"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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