A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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