Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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