Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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