I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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