Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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