the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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