I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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