He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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