dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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