he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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