me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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