i used baking grease as lip gloss
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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