Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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