Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
