We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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