I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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