didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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