I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
All I want is dick and wine.
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