You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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