playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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