I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
