Christians are straight up FREAKS
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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