Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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