her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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