when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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