went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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