Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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