He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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