At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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