Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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