When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So many bounce houses so little time
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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