bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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