I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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