get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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