You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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