Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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