Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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