i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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