Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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