god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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