Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
This is classic penis vs brain.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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