if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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