Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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