She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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