its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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