I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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