if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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