if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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