ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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