and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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