so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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