shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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